Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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