- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

I just found out i have cancer.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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