- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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