What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Jokes Ki Duniya

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

good looking women

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

brock has small hands for a small job

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Stop. Seriously stop.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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