- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Knock knock What?

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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