knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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