A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Needless to say,

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Ron Paul for President!

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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