- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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