- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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