- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

I am quite mature.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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