- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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