Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

America

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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