Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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am i invited to party? no

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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LIKE THIS!

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Women's rights.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Anti Joke

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