What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Women's rights.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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