Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Womens rights

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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