Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

if you read this you are gay

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

George Bush.

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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