- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

black people. that is all...

Justin Bieber.

Tell your listener to say knock knock B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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