Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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