what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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