A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

So you there Red?

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

America

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

i like cats

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

Word play, punch-line, joke.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

sexual intercourse.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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