Arron Glass

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Sarah Palin

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???????????? WTF?

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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