- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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