- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Hillary Clinton

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

I have suicidal thoughts

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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