- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

your mom died.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

who's a slut... you're mom

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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