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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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