I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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