Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Arron Glass

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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