- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Loner.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

I have suicidal thoughts

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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