Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

The black man leaves the strip club.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

I have aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

I was Born ready I was born naked.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

This is a joke. Laugh!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Anti Joke

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