- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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