A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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CRY

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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