Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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