How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Anti Joke

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