Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Your social life.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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A russian gives away vodka.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Anti Joke

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