why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What did the president do for the people? ...

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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