- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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