- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

I hate blackniggers

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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