- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Women's Rights

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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