- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Once upon a time, The end.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Your Mom!!!

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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