im watching you..

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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