- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Obama

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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