"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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What the hell are you doing?

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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