There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What's white and gluey Glue

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What the hell are you doing?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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