Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Your mother is average.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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