What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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