- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Bumsniffer

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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