- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Who is it?

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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