Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Once, I went to Peru.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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