- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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