What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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