What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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